Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Big News

HELLO THE INTERNET.

You've probably given up hope that you'd ever be able to see what will certainly be your all-time favorite film, Single.

I'm happy to say that this is not the case.  Last night Ezra and I sat down for several hours, and did lots of work and planning on how to bring Single to your eyeballs.

I don't want to give any details away yet, but if all goes according to plan, Single will be 100% released and available for the world to see within a year.

Stay tuned.  Good things ahead.

- Wilder

Monday, August 15, 2011

What's Happening With Single?

INTERBLOG READERS -

I thought I might pop in to let you know what's going on with Single.

I'm constantly bombarded by hundreds of thousands of zillions of billions fans every day, all tugging optimistically at my coat tails as I tower above them, asking "Mr. Shaw, when will Single be showing on a minimum of 4 screens at my local cineplex?"

"We're stilling working on it," I tell them.

But if I can just get cereal for a minute, I'll let you know what we mean by "We're still working on it." What this means is, we're broke.

Even though the rough cut of Single is completely finished, the truth is that the movie was shot using a microphone that can only be described as "forged in Satan's asshole". Meaning, the mic we used is quite awful. Most of the scenes we shot came out with an annoying ring or buzz that we simply cannot in good conscience keep in the movie. We have since violently destroyed the mic with hand grenades and c4.

Fear not though, this can be corrected! The problem is, this sort of technical audio work is beyond our grasps. So, until we have the money to find someone to fix our audio, Single will be sitting in a sort of post-production purgatory.

So that's what's going down in Single town. We sincerely thank everyone that's been so patient in waiting for the final cut.

- Wilder

Monday, April 4, 2011

Still Alive.

INTERNET CITIZENRY -

I know it's been a long time since our last update, but we're still going strong over here on Single.

I am proud to announce that the rough cut of the film is finished. We are now in the final stage of post-production and that is the color and sound portion. And I'm sorry to say that this is the least exciting part of the entire process.

Having no crew and no proper software, or experience, or magicks, or pet llamas that give motivational speeches, (then again, Craigslist is a wonderful thing) this will take some time. Our current goal is to raise some money to actually hire a sound balancing and color correcting team, but that's a big "if".

But you know what they say, "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. And please donate to our project."

In other news, here's a new teaser trailer.



- Wilder

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Official Trailer 1!

GLORIOUS INTERNET BOX -

It is with great pleasure that I announce the release of the first official trailer for Single.


That's right, I said first official trailer.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Production Blog XII

HO THERE INTERNET!

Yes, it is I. I know I have been absent from the internets for a few months, but that just goes to show how hard I've been working on the movie so dear to your hearts, Single.

BUT BEHOLD. This time I'm actually NOT LYING. In fact, I have been spending many, many hours editing Single of late.

I would say we are about 65% done with the first rough cut - this is not including color correction or sound balancing.

THIS IS A LONG MOVIE, FOLKS.

I know I've been promising a trailer, but it is hard to construct one for such a dialogue intensive movie, so please, BACK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

Here's a bunch of digital images.

WITNESS:




- Wilder

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Production Blog XI

HELLO GLORIOUS INTERNETS!

Single still exists! The editing process is underway, and it is looking nice. Even though we are extremely professional, it has become apparent we didn't shoot enough per se, so this winter we will need some pickups. Nothing major, but it needs to happen.

As for the editing, it is going superbly. If you define superbly as "Wilder edits for a while, gets frustrated with how undershot the movie is, and gives up, angrily chugging a Coca-Cola".

Not a lot of pictures to display, but we are looking at a January release for the full, theatrical trailer.

For now, don't miss the Red-Band Teaser, and some Leaks of the Week.

- Wilder

Monday, August 24, 2009

Production Blog X

SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF UPDATES.

But in some glorious news, SINGLE IS WRAPPED!

That's right, this all summer-feature length project is now finished! Only a few pickups remain in December.

Ezra and I couldn't be happier with all the people who came together on this project and made it possible. We love you all equally, like children. Except for Gob, I never cared much for him.

HERE ARE SOME DIGITAL IMAGES:












Stick around for post production/editing updates!

Leak of the week!

- Wilder